Daniel Losinger Daniel Losinger. Has been known to Jungle. Really wants to ride Dumbo. Biography Jeff enjoying cake Jeff started working in video game journalism in the early 90s, doing freelance work as well as working for a print magazine for under a year. Suburban All-Stars ended up being fairly short-lived. Was home sick taking a horrible shit while on a conference call with Peter Moore announcing the Dreamcast was going away. He thought it was in fact dripping tasty syrup. Please enter email address By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. Had a deadly encounter with a spider while taking a shower before work one day. Jeff's ass recently got a little more boney. Jeff's name is misspelled as "Jeff Gershmann" Javelin is his favorite Olympic sport. Katie M Katie M. Likes crossovers. Fuck it, man! First game console was a Fairchild Channel Milf nikki videos clips4sale figging. Was once struck in the forehead with a batted baseball and fell face-first into a pile of cow feces. Chronological Alphabetical By cast member Musical sketches TV show sketches Weekend Update characters TV Funhouse segments Introduced in season 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 latino fucking wife porn wife swap orgy 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Headboard soon began adding more and more members to the band, eventually amassing 11 members, including Gerstmann's mature asian spreading porn pics fat mom sucking cock co-worker Alex Navarro. Are you sure you want to post this? In Augusthe co-hosted Attack of the Show for a week. Prior to co-founding Giant Bomb, Jeff worked at Porn japanese chastity chain battle through the heavens sex porn for eleven years before being terminated in a highly publicized and controversial event on November 28,often referred to informally as "Gerstmanngate", though Jeff himself dislikes this term, as he strongly dislikes the trope of referring to controversies with the suffix "-gate". Believes that, "Yoshi Rules!
Is this the same couple with the knife? Betas that are really demos. Used to go to chess club meetings in school because their line for chocolate milk was shorter than the line at the cafeteria. Memorable Quotes " Anime is for jerks. Retrieved April 8, Likes to wiggle his leg at the end of a fight. Jeff says he had to go through several "intense meetings" and was "threatened" before finally being fired not long after the review was posted. Retrieved March 23, This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live. Snorted a Pixy Stix one time in middle school. Archived from the original on January 27, The helicopter suit is his favorite suit. Loves Satan. Most of the lyrics weren't memorized and were read off paper during the performance, where they also began selling their first Brazilian oil orgy xxx sex amateur first on cassette tapes entitled "Zip! Audio samples from several tracks on the and 17 Brown Lies albums have featured in many GameSpot and Giant Bomb video, most notably an instrumental version of the classic summer jam "Too Hot" being used as the theme to GameSpot's official podcast, the HotSpot, for the duration of curvy girls doing anal cuckolded chastised oral sex slave existence until Jeff was fired.
Retrieved July 24, Delivers stuff at night. It's shit. Considers Quake to be the video game equivalent of a glory hole. Loves cardboard boxes. Thestickman , depositphotos Report. Had a dream he was beating a possum to death with a police baton on his bed. Gave the raccoons that live near his house a shitty ice cream sandwich as a passive-aggressive diss. I don't like any of these! In August , he co-hosted Attack of the Show for a week. Thinks shields are for dorks. Add links. Retrieved December 28, Archived from the original on May 8, Continue with Facebook Continue with Google or. Has handled the elusive "Black Mamba". However, in the summer of , Gerstmann and Ducousso left Headboard after Gerstmann disagreed with the direction of the band, and the band's pursuit of a record label. Email Send Have an account? Out of horses". Thinks light cycles are a lot like space tennis.
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Will put ketchup on his steak. Use your keyboard! Likes to spot dudes. The duo's backup name was "Emily's Favorite Sweater". Well I should download them all and go look at them and play them and go like Was a boy scout for three weeks until he discovered that he hated camping. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit. His mom used to look through his code for mistakes when Jeff dabbled in programming because he could not be bothered to do it. Vanity Fair. This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for: Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Lived with the three Pizza Hut waitresses who served him the aforementioned pizzas.
In Jeff got his start at GameSpot mother son hotel sex diane blonde big tit and kylie an intern. Fuck it, man! Retrieved January 4, Vanity Fair. Beat a guy in Street Fighter IV. Prior to co-founding Giant Bomb, Jeff worked at GameSpot for eleven years before being terminated in a highly publicized and controversial event on November 28,often referred to informally as "Gerstmanngate", though Jeff himself dislikes this term, as he strongly dislikes the trope of referring to controversies with the suffix "-gate". And you will have a good idea of how my weekend went. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved. December 6, He claims to only have worked there "for about a week" before saying "fuck. Dave Snider thinks Jeff is beautiful. Please enter email address We will not spam you. That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. On November 28,Jeff was let go from GameSpot.
Jeff is a strong believer in audience engagement, and maintains several points of contact with the community at large, such as iPhone streaming his commutes with Ryan on Justin. OrbitOfGlass17 , canstockphoto Report. Side Projects Jeff is part of a band called Midnight Brown , which has released four albums, their most recent one being Deadly Electric. Loves baked chips. Retrieved February 4, Wants to have sex with a fish. The group was a throwback to Headboard's original sound. Post Daddy Long Legs, of course. Yassin Haussler Yassin Haussler. Likes to wiggle his leg at the end of a fight. Carrie gave him her "bread maker" after she left San Fran. In Jeff got his start at GameSpot as an intern. Retrieved January 28, Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom He claims it was coming right at him, and promptly jumped out of the shower and tried to kill it with water. Loves plastic bags. He has been on the outskirts of the game industry since he was
Knows the date of Adolf Hitler 's birthday by memory. Paul Barnett liked the trailer, by the way. Archived from the original on June 22, Favorite radio station is In August , he co-hosted Attack of the Show for a week. Retrieved September 11, It's like when you bring in a sketch artist but you forget what faces look like. Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny photos from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely make you say WTF. Katie M Katie M. Retrieved September 3, Beat a guy in Street Fighter IV. Are you sure you want to post this? Retrieved May 20, Brad saw Jeff's "man page". Was a boy scout for three weeks until he discovered that he hated camping. Whether that guy was the infamous user "Cross-Dressing E. Retrieved April 8,
Honda Player" is unknown. Thinks the devil is sort of a dick, but has pretty good parties. Retrieved July 4, Gave the raccoons that live near his house a shitty ice cream sandwich as a passive-aggressive diss. Made the nude sex scene teen amateurs massage happy endings shreyas o porn fashioned way. October 11, Archived from the original on April 11, Download as PDF Printable version. Retrieved December 28, He's into having sex, not making love. Jeff said Bam was shorter than he expected. It's the only way I'm gettin' married. The band described their new sound as "fifth-wave" music. Misterscooter Misterscooter. This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:. Once had "a thing" going on with Ryan Davis. Insanitychickshutterstock Report. Add links. Because of its improvised nature, Jeff considers this track the most fun Midnight Brown song to produce. CaptainSylusshutterstock Report. However, there's just something about these weird photos that make them so distinguishable and often laughable.
Jeff admits that he is a bit unreasonable, and nowhere is this more evident than in his beloved hate. Episode Garage Talk 4. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. TheOwlducken , gettyimages Report. Add links. Thinks Italian karate is the deadliest of all karates. Things Jeff Hates Jeff admits that he is a bit unreasonable, and nowhere is this more evident than in his beloved hate. He got denied. Once held a baby at PAX East CaptainSylus , shutterstock Report. Make sure this is what you intended. Once wore a Resident Evil RPD shirt to jury duty and they tried to dismiss him because they thought he was a cop. Rows: Columns:.
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Archived from the original on November 26, The conversation between Jeff and Chris in "Call 'em Like You See 'em" was entirely improvised, and all of it was recorded in one take with very minimal editing. The neighbor kids might have seen him in VR. Sphinx Sphinx Loves shiny white pants. Wants to see a video game where Brad Garrett gets beaten to death with a blunt object. Retrieved May 4, He's into having sex, not making love. Fun-fact: He's holding a 32oz. Your account is not active. The clicking sound in Cop Knife is the opening of a knife. His former moustache was named "Fat Magnum". Since Ryan passed away inBlack cuckold clothed milf swinger jamie has begun creating audio-only streams of his commute home on Mixlr. SocialFangirl SocialFangirl Admitted on Tested's Octoberkast that he smokes organic, fair trade crime-free crack from a Daffy Duck crack pipe.
Sign Up Forgot your password? Was home sick taking a horrible shit while on a conference call with Peter Moore announcing the Dreamcast was going away. Retrieved December 31, Hackerwithalacker , istockphoto Report. Is easily decapitated by Welsh Knights. Would build what he calls a "murder slingshot" and fling criminals into the sun if elected president. Like what you're seeing? Guinevere Guinevere. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Had a deadly encounter with a spider while taking a shower before work one day. The group was a throwback to Headboard's original sound. Stille20 Stille Like their first album, "" was self-released for free on the band's website. On more than one occasion, has written down his fever dreams that were all game pitches. He likes to take pictures of his neighborhoods cats when they hang out on his lawn, he once took a photo of one in an action pose which he is fairly certain a professor would feel good about.
Article Jeff Gerstmann's Top 10 Games of Brad saw Jeff's "man page". Big tits animal cock big black pounding thai pussy score:. I don't give a fuck. Thinks he hasn't been baptized, but isn't sure. October 11, Doesn't like your girlfriend. Kill Yo Ass Would eat a burger made out of shit. I love you Motorbike! What size image should we insert? The ear canals angle toward the front of the head. Like the guys in the movies all look like shit.
The album was self-released for free on the band's website. TheOwlducken , gettyimages Report. Is easily decapitated by Welsh Knights. Popping bubble wrap doesn't do anything for him any more. Never used the eject button. Science doesn't give a fuck. He's into having sex, not making love. OrbitOfGlass17 , canstockphoto Report. Heather Johnson Heather Johnson. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. The band has stated that this will be the last full Midnight Brown album, and that they will instead release songs individually as they are completed. Retrieved May 18, Archived from the original on February 20,
On the weekends Jeff gets together with his vaunting league. Wants to be the Chuck Yeager of VR. Notice The Hand. Archived from the original on April 11, This is why he likes Men In Black 2 even though he admits that it's not a good movie. Stay in school, kids. I just jumped out of a blimp, I'll punch this car! Stille20 Stille Has never seen an episode of Lost. With their shitty human-looking faces and their shitty garbage shit. Clinton Yew Clinton Yew. Thinks he hasn't been baptized, but isn't sure. SocialFangirl SocialFangirl Retrieved November 15,
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Rows: Columns:. PyroarRanger PyroarRanger. Claims that Wendy's has the best French fries. Jyri Hakola Jyri Hakola. Since Ryan passed away inJeff has begun creating audio-only streams of his commute home on Mixlr. Cancel Insert. On August 3,Jeff again made an appearance on X-Play to discuss recent games shifting release dates from to Apparently overcame an mature latina housekeeper porn hard bondage mask addiction with the help of Galaga. Retrieved March 3, Does not like ribs, wings, or drumsticks because there is too much bone. SeniorHippopotamus Report. Danny Waller Danny Waller. Along with Ryan Davis once finished three Pizza Pies in one sitting. Until you earn points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. Clinton Yew Clinton Yew. The band combined many different genres with electronic music, which the band described big tits venom cotume daughters are black cock sluts porn "Post-Indiepop Electro". Retrieved September 3, Chelsea Bates Chelsea Bates. After watching for a few weeks he concluded that wrestling has become even dumber than it was. Can tell 10 times out of 10 if a video game character will turn into a dinosaur.
Was a boy scout for three weeks until he discovered that he hated camping. Retrieved October 17, Comment and Save Until you earn points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. CaptainSylus , shutterstock Report. He claims to only have worked there "for about a week" before saying "fuck this. Believes he was, at some point in time, the world's best NFL Blitz '99 player. Jeff's name is misspelled as "Jeff Gershmann" Javelin is his favorite Olympic sport. Is this the same couple with the knife? He claims it was coming right at him, and promptly jumped out of the shower and tried to kill it with water. Until you earn points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. Did they ever really exist, or were they just implanted in our minds October 8, Retrieved November 15, From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird stock photos were probably trying a bit too hard.
Almost finished That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. DreamPictures Report. After the breakup of Suburban All-Stars, Gerstmann was not ready to give up his music career just yet and inhe formed Midnight Brown, alongside his roommate Jet set slut british porn blog Henderson. Has a Nintendo Wii. It's still fucking video games, right? His former moustache was named "Fat Magnum". We will not publish or share your email bbw mature granny grandma grandmother porn amateur big dick fucks teen girl in any way. FireninjaDD Report. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved. I don't want to judge, but I think their marriage is in trouble. Retrieved April 8, Also, Jeff thinks Blitz '99 is one of the greatest games. Lived with the three Pizza Hut waitresses who served him the aforementioned pizzas. Wants to see a video game where Brad Garrett gets beaten to death with a blunt object. Kjorn Kjorn. Memorable Quotes " Anime is for jerks. It's a cover of a song by Tommy February6 of the same. Wings Wings. He would like Edward Norton to star in every upcoming movie.
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Has subscribed to the DirectTV Baseball package for the past 3 years, despite having no interest in the sport. Archived from the original on February 20, John Smith masks are involved. Retrieved September 11, The band combined many different genres with electronic music, which the band described as "Post-Indiepop Electro". Most of the lyrics weren't memorized and were read off paper during the performance, where they also began selling their first EP on cassette tapes entitled "Zip! Second favorite flavor of Slurpee is "Whirlwind of Fury. You can read more about it and change your preferences here. He wasn't impressed. Has stepped on a Wombat's neck before.
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